Chuck Norris: The Movie

Lemme tell you a true story.

Chuck Norris visited Chuck Norris one day and asked him if he would like to play Chuck Norris in an upcoming movie. Chuck said he would only do it if Chuck Norris could write, direct, produce, star, and run the camera, not to mention receive all box office profits. Chuck agreed to it and a masterpiece was created: CHUCK NORRIS: THE MOVIE.

Actually, it was just some random dude who put together a bunch of BRILLIANT Chuck Norris clips to make this fake movie trailer. Included in the movie, Chuck combines all the plotlines from his old movies, which means he has a murder to solve, a mob war to stop, and an innocent girl to protect. Plus, he has to fight off ninjas AND terrorists AND fight a drug war.

Sounds intense.

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