It’s been a while since I posted about “Things You Hate To Happen To You”. It’s not about quantity, but quality. Or something ridiculous like that.
So here you go. It’s “Things You Hate To Happen To You #10: The Text Walk Surprise!”
Here is the tip of the day: Don’t text and walk at the same time, or you might run into a wild, on-the-run, BLACK BEAR!
I know what you’re thinking. You’re probably like “Dude, Matty, this didn’t happen to you”. Yeah, it’s true, it didn’t. But hey, YOU wouldn’t want this to happen to you now, would you?
This is not made up. Some dude who lives just north of Los Angeles, California, ran into a black bear while he was walking and texting. His reaction when he realizes what’s going on is priceless.… and pretty smart at the same time.