Some lunatic is trying to sell a four-ounce bottle of pool water… from a pool Tom Cruise, Katie and Suri swam in.
The seller says “Tom Cruise water can be used in rituals, potions, or perfumes. It can be dabbed behind the ears or on the wrists for good luck. You can place some of it around the hearth of your home or baptize your baby with it for all I care!”
If you’re flat crazy, bid here: