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AUTUMN WANTS YOU DEAD.

October 15, 2018

Who is she?


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You’re doing too much. But also too little.

October 11, 2018

Trick or treating is illegal. Do more. Do less. Now you’re doing nothing at all.


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You’re killing cheese.

Don’t let this die.


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Are you dumb.

October 9, 2018

Be smarter, okay?


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GARBAGE MOON MAN

October 1, 2018

I just want to wear a jumpsuit.


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Call it what you want, it’s still lying.

September 28, 2018

Rationalise it however you need.


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How to be more attractive.

September 27, 2018

‘cos who doesn’t want that.


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Just wait… They’ll die.

September 25, 2018

Candy corn is trash. Save money, lose weight! Everybody dies.


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The most heart-wrenching Halloween costume ever(?)

September 24, 2018

Don’t do this thing and don’t wear this costume.


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You are lazy. By nature.

September 20, 2018

You tip how much?!


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