In Case You Missed it...

The best of Jakoby and Tara

Don’t wear these ever. Pls.

October 18, 2018

No one can make them look good.

Listen Here...


October 15, 2018

Who is she?

Listen Here...

You’re doing too much. But also too little.

October 11, 2018

Trick or treating is illegal. Do more. Do less. Now you’re doing nothing at all.

Listen Here...

You’re killing cheese.

Don’t let this die.

Listen Here...

Are you dumb.

October 9, 2018

Be smarter, okay?

Listen Here...


October 1, 2018

I just want to wear a jumpsuit.

Listen Here...

Call it what you want, it’s still lying.

September 28, 2018

Rationalise it however you need.

Listen Here...

How to be more attractive.

September 27, 2018

‘cos who doesn’t want that.

Listen Here...

Just wait… They’ll die.

September 25, 2018

Candy corn is trash. Save money, lose weight! Everybody dies.

Listen Here...

The most heart-wrenching Halloween costume ever(?)

September 24, 2018

Don’t do this thing and don’t wear this costume.

Listen Here...