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You are lazy. By nature.

September 20, 2018

You tip how much?!


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Some might say I’m self-centered…

September 19, 2018

Ask the exes. Or don’t. Please don’t.


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Don’t tell mom you’re bored.

September 18, 2018

‘cos she can always find something for you to do.


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Don’t skip holidays, do skip this candy.

September 17, 2018

‘cos it’s gross and an abomination.


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Is this the greatest toy of all time?

September 14, 2018

See if you agree.


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Are you dating your parents?

September 13, 2018

Most likely.


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Could you date a rival?

September 12, 2018

Maybe hate is passion…?


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This whole week should be a paid holiday. ‘cos America.

July 2, 2018

Take the entire week off and scroll through my phone.


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YOUR BACKYARD WANTS YOU DEAD.

June 29, 2018

Trust no one.


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You are gross and full of germs :}

June 27, 2018

Keep your hands away from me.


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